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Sit and Settle ft. Alvie the Skywalker | Big KM
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@Alvie_SuRE Shoutsout to my nigga Alvie TheSkywalker! AU!
Only way I can describe today. If you know me you know I love to sing. In fact its my favorite thing to do. I love Fridays in genereal bc its the day of my favorite class but today in particular was an above average day from jump, and my boo in class finally hit me with those digits.. only took 5 weeks lmao
ANYway after class I was walking down the hall and heard voices harmonizing to Let Me Love You (something i used to do sophomore year in lunch with my homies btw, thought id throw that in there) I went in the room and found my boys Lavaughn and Larry were singing with this dude Kingston and I joined em, they asked me to be in there group and sing at the upcoming talent show.. so we form LLKK (pronounced like Double LK)
Bam, instant R&B group a capella dream fulfilled. Thank you college.
Day was already best day ever status at this point
ANyway after that scenario I got smoked out on a fat ass blunt, you know for the hell of it, and didn’t get caught (always makes me feel like i won a race or someshit when I get back to the room scott free) and found my toilet wouldnt flush.
Whoa toilet. Not cool.
So I popped the back off that ish and found the chain was broken and i started looking for something to fix it with. Underwater in the back i found a piece of blue wire and successfully fixed my toilet, high as fuck, without needing to call someone up.
Which i would’ve done if I wasnt high and paranoid.
and there you are. Plans to get drunk tonight with MOB, hopefully the night was as amazing as the day.
Saw that nigga Buz and that faggot RA at some soccer game for the Mercy Mavericks.. (alliteration is mad cool btw) Anyway neither of them had shit to say to me, Buz was like “wassup” but isnt pissed cause he knows i didnt snitch on him for all his pot, although if it was me i wouldve straight cold jacked his ass instead of wasting all that nice nice izzum.. anyway
Tonight is gonna be popping we’re sipping on some XO with some fine ladies and my nigga Brian, i wish my girls Jess and Catie were in town but theyre being lame and went home for the night lol but its all gravy
So my roomate uncle Dunne keeps dippign out and its sketching me out, i dont like being excluded from shit even though the alcohol is in here so idk what he’d be ditching me for, but i digress
Im tryna get high. #Mission of the nite
Man yesterday was some real wild shit….Some kid is rolling up a blunt in my boys room and sees that as an opportunity to sell mad weed so he gets fucken 40 people posted up in the room and another 15 outside…. so I mean im tryna dip and everything but shit gets crazy and eventually mad RAs roll up threatening to call the 5-0 and shit and it got Crazy, this nigga Buzz or some shit from Long Island..
Anyway.. I lied to some faggot RA and dipped the fuck out of the dorm and shit was cool.. but uh.. the fucken RA rolls up on me in the Cafe today im like “nigga im not in a dorm you cant do shit to me here” and he couldn’t .
So i got written up for dishonesty or someshit i think but no fine and it doesnt even count as my first offense so I basically Didnt happen plus my boy Chazwick had a meeting with the Head of Dorm Living for the whole fucken skewl and told her everything including my name and she said what I did was perfectly acceptable bc I didn’t live in the dorm I got kicked out of.. so basically Fuck that nigga i’m straight (double meaning cause that nigga definetely sucked mad dick) So thats it.